"Out of office and will have no cell service—will get back to you next week." Message sent 5:00 PM. This was the internal Baja Llama OOO as the executive team slipped away for a boys weekend in Palm Springs for a bit of debauchery. We stayed at a condo time warped to 1956. Meticulously preserved and dripping with cool, we started our cocktail hour before noon by the pool. To abate our self-loathing perpetuated by our own indiscretions, we reinforced this idea that it was 5 o'clock somewhere. Cheers!