Power. Art. The most expensive banana - right on your chest.
In 2024, a banana duct-taped to a gallery wall sold for $6.2 million. That’s not satire, it’s modern art. We loved the absurdity, the symbolism, and the dead-serious delivery. So we stitched it onto a tee and let the punchline speak for itself.
Made from 100% Peruvian Pima cotton - widely regarded as the finest cotton in the world - this tee feels ridiculously soft from day one. The slub knit adds a lightweight, breathable texture that keeps things cool and wears even better over time. Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color and finished with a clean chest pocket, tonal woven labels, and reinforced neck taping. A shirt that looks simple but says everything.
Features:
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FIT: Premium Casual Fit is relaxed through the waist and hips with slightly tapered sleeves for a casual/modern fit.
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100% Premium Peruvian Pima Cotton Slub – Exceptionally soft, lightweight, and breathable
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Custom Embroidery – Inspired by the $6.2M modern art piece, stitched with purpose
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MisAdventure Worn In Wash – Rich color with a worn-in feel from day one
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Chest Pocket with Tonal Stitching – Clean structure with just the right visual balance
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Reinforced Neck Taping – Built for durability and comfort
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Classic Modern Fit – Choose your regular size - Not too tight, not too loose
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Tonal Woven Neck & Hip Labels – Subtle Baja Llama finishing details
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Designed in California, Made in Peru – Globally inspired, quality crafted.